No, you shut up.
I really did.
Look, here I am in Studio 1:
I'm wearing cans and everything.
I'm lucky to be a member of the Milton Keynes Rock Choir. Last year I sang at the O2. This year our choir leader, Lottie, arranged for us to record two songs at Abbey Road Studios.
We recorded True Colours by Cyndi Lauper and You're the Voice by John Farnham. You can listen to our recordings on Soundcloud. I think we sound pretty good.
The walls of Abbey Road Studios are covered with photographs of the artists who have recorded there. We were able to see and touch pianos and mixing desks used by artists including The Beatles, Pink Floyd and Gary Barlow.
Our engineer has worked with Adele and he used the same mixing desk when they recorded Skyfall in Studio 1.
I don't think I've ever seen a happier bunch of people getting on a double decker bus to go back to Milton Keynes.
Of course I used the zebra crossing...
It would have been rude not to.