6 October 2013

An Open Letter to the Definitions Editor of the Oxford English Dictionary




Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing to suggest you amend the dictionary definition of unnecessary to:

The swing version of 'When Will I Be Famous?', as seen on the Strictly Come Dancing results show tonight.

I mean, seriously, it was dreadful. 

Yours faithfully,

Sandy Calico.


PS If you're reading this, Matt Goss, you're lovely and everything, and When Will I Be Famous? is a classic, BUT I really really really hate swing. Sorry.



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2 comments:

  1. I saw the advert for the album and cringed.And he wears a bad beard.

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    1. @Aly, your beard comment made me lol. It is a very bad beard.

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