Yes. I did.
I tried to get through security at the Houses of Parliament with a knife.
I've never liked Smarmy Dave, I've made no secret of the fact, but I wasn't planning to stab him or anything like that.
No. I'm just a doofus.
I had this Swiss card in my handbag, you see, and it has a knife on it.
There is a good reason why I always carry it - there was that unfortunate incident in the supermarket toilets for a start - but I usually try to get myself out of sticky situations with it... NOT INTO THEM.
After a thorough search of my bag I was allowed in - without my Swiss card. They didn't throw me in the Tower or anything, but I still felt like an idiot.
Here's the evidence that I was actually allowed into the building:
Just a quick snap as I was on my way to a meeting regarding the Saatchi Bill. I'll tell you all about that in my next post. Do please check back.