You may be familiar with the website People of Walmart, if not check it out and come right back.
Thanks for coming back!
I love the fact that no matter how bad I look trudging round Sainsbury's in my uniform of jeans and a top, I don't look as bad as anyone on that website. I may have forgotten to brush my hair, but at least I don't have acres of flesh spilling out of my trampy clothes. Oh no, my flesh is carefully hidden. I wish I was brave enough to go out in a hot dog hat though.
I am proud to announce that I have my very own Child of Walmart right here.