Dear shopping thief,
Thank you for making my mum cry. As if it wasn't bad enough that she has had to leave her home of fourteen years because of an earthquake and move in with me and my noisy family thousands of miles away, you decide to steal her shopping.
You stole a pensioner's shopping. I hope you're proud of yourself. Yes, I know she shouldn't have left it hanging on the back of a toilet door in M&S, but how hard would it have been to simply hand the bag of shopping in at the store?
Enjoy the back spray and deodorant, you can smell nasty and nice at the same time. Try not to choke on the chocolate. The Boots Advantage card was new, so you'll be disappointed not to have any points to spend. Finally, you stole a carefully chosen sympathy card. I hope you don't know anyone who has just lost their mother.
I hope you can sleep at night.
Yours, also in tears,
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