Presley was a few weeks old. I had just fed him and he'd been sick on me.
Then I heard a little squeak and realised there was some action the other end. As you can see from the photograph there was a lot of action the other end.
As I was changing him Presley peed on me. Thanks mate.
I now had sick, poo and pee on my scrape-the-bottom-of-the-pyjama-barrel pyjamas.
The joys of parenthood :-)